What girl has never dreamt of being a warrior princess, when she was little? Fighting the bad guys or evil creatures with her strength and perfect skills and being at the same time a beautiful woman, with a perfect body?
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Well, you have to have an outfit for that, first. http://www.allinnone.com/game/1303/Warrior-Princess.html gives that opportunity. The Warrior Princess Dress Up Game is about giving a girl her clothes and weapons. You can change the color of her hair, the haircut, her jewels and she has a bunch of clothes, each of them very sexy to put on. You can even match the weapons - a sword and a shield - to the outfit.

It looks like the beautiful girl is the representation of Athena, the goddess of war. In the Greek mythology, Athena is the goddess of skill, justice, strategy, wisdom, industry and, of course, war. According to the funny game, she is not only beautiful, but stylish as well and also a seasoned warrior. Therefore, her stunning beauty must be showed with matching battle clothes.

There are not many Warrior Princess games, unfortunately. There is not a special category for this kind of flash games, like there is for SpongeBob games, Dora games, Inuyasha or Naruto games, for example. Xena is not even mentioned, here. And frankly, Athena does not look like an Athena at all. The girl from this game is just a beautiful girl who needs to be dressed up. And she does not fight, not even having these beautiful clothes on her rather skinny body.



Now Xena, the warrior princess, would have been a good game to play. The American television series, presenting a supernatural fantasy tale, presents a warrior who has to seek redemption for the things she had done in the past. She is aid by a second warrior, Gabrielle, so a flash game would have had not one, but two beautiful strong girls looking to make some changes. If you have some more spare time and really want to play Xena, you can download it, of course, but for someone who is just looking to spend some time playing free funny games in a break, this perspective is not so attractive.

It seems like the Asians cared more about little girls who want to be warrior princesses. Going through thorough investigation, I managed to found Gaia in a Princess Warrior Dress Up funny game. It looks like she is not only a warrior, but a sorceress, too. The clothes are pretty enough, you can put jewels in her hair, besides dressing her up with skirts, blouses and dresses. If you do not like the way she showed up, you can reset  the game.

"Little Warrior Princess Dress Up Game" allows you to change the color of her eyes, lips, and even put eyelashes and eyebrows. The girl can even have glasses, which destroys the myth of the perfectly healthy warrior. If we remember, actually, Trigun used to have glasses, and he was the best shooter the anime world has seen. Maybe the glasses are a mere disguise for the warrior princess, if you remind yourself to change her outfit, because there are not clothes to choose from placed in one of the sides of the screen. The only way to switch the outfit is by clicking on the warrior costume, and even so, for a dress up game, it only has four normal outfits. Of course, you can not change the combination chose by the designers of "Little Warrior Princess Dress Up Game". Also, what is not so good in this funny game is the fact that, if you want to change something in her appearance, it does not automatically switch to the new option, so you have to do it manually. Personally, I did not know what some things were for and I lost a pair of lips in the process of changing them.



The exact opposite thing happens in Princess Dress Up Game from http://www.degirlgames.com/dress-up-games/Princess-warrior-dress-up/Princess-warrior-dress-up-game-play-online-free.php. Once they are put, the clothes can not be taken off the girl without choosing another outfit for that part. Also, the game screen is rather small, so you can only put crowns on her head, not earrings or necklaces.

Finally, I think Supergirl would be great as a warrior princess. If you do not go mad until you find the right link to play the game, you will find a lot of beautiful suits for the blondie, including Spiderman's costume, Batman's outfit or Wonderwoman's sexy skirt. You can also change her shoes, make her wear masks or give her weapons: an axe and a shield or a whip. After you are done, there are even two sets you can place her: on a stage or with the moonlight shining behind her. And if you want, you can put the warrior princess to your webpage.

These days everyone had heard of the Internet, from 10 year old kids to 80 year old adults. It has spread all over the world, in almost every domain. You can use it for any purpose you like, from buying and selling different things, reading news, making money, communicating with other people from any country you like and of course for having fun and relaxing yourself. For relaxation you can choose any activity you like, and if you are a fan of gaming, you will have so many games to choose from. Most of them are available online, and others are available for downloading, so you can play them directly from your computer. You will find a big variety of funny online games, from sport games, adventure, shooting to dress up games for girls or even adult games. You can find some cute and adorable games for children, but you can also find many crude games. Don't worry because they are not macabre, they are crude with a limit, so they are still very funny.
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Now we will present some of the many crude and funny online games. One of them is called "The cat-a-pult game". As it says in the description, this game is not suitable for people under the age of 18 or for the cat lovers. You will soon find out why... The instructions of the game are simple, all you have to do is use your mouse to guide the catapult left and right. You must click and hold the left mouse button to increase the power of the catapults, and let go of the button to fire. Your goal is to hit as many cats you can, and throw them into the windows or doors and get points for this. And here comes the crude part: not only you throw the cats on the wall but you can also chip, hook or slice them depending on where you hit them. There will be a lot of blood, so that's why it is not suited for the children.

Another crude funny online game is called "The boss". Here you will have the chance to get revenge on your boss for each and every time when he made you angry. First you get to throw different objects at him (such as coffee cups and a mobile phone),  and then you can move to something more serious: some knives. After that you throw the Xerox machine at him, and break his feet. If you go on with the game you will throw a bowling ball straight in the boss's sensitive area. And finally you get to make a plane out of demission paper, and throw it directly into the boss' eye and kill him. There will be a lot of blood involved, so it is definitely a crude game.



It is not necessary for a game to have blood  to be crude. One example is the "pigeons revenge". It this game you will be in the character of a cruel pigeon and you will have to poo on many pedestrians as you can. You will be sitting on a roof and people will be walking down there. The controls are simple, you will only have to hold the left mouse button to increase the power, and release the button to drop a poo. You have to reach the goal in each level, and be careful because you have limited "ammunition" .



Another crude and funny game is the "Frog in a blender" which you can  find on this site: http://joecartoon.atom.com/ The game is quite simple, all you have to do is increase the speed of the blender by pressing the small white buttons, beginning from left to right, and enjoy the suffering of the poor frog :) During the game, the frog will talk dirty to you, so you get even more anxious to kill her. And finally she will blow, throwing body parts all over the screen. You will also find some more interesting and cruel games on this site, such as "Blend the boss" or "war on Christmas" .



Now let's get back to the more sadist and bloody games. One of them is the "Cubi Kill 2". First you get to see the story of a poor guy who just got out of jail and is trying to rebuild his life. But he is called in the secretary office at work, because he was looking at some porn movies. Being in the office, you get the chance to do many cruel things to the secretary, such as put her on fire using a spray can and a lighter. After that you can move on to the big boss's office, and if you want you can change your weapon. You can take a shotgun, and shoot the brains out of the guy sitting at the desk. After that you can move on through the building and kill more people. You can shoot them at the cafeteria, in the toilet and wherever you find them. It is a very bloody game, so it's not recommended for the children.



Another game in this category is the "zombie riot". It is a more complex game, where you will have to use both the mouse and the keyboard. Your goal is to make your way through the levels and kill all the zombies and other creatures that will get in your way.

If you are looking for more blood, "madness death wish 2" is the game that you should play. It has a simple, black and white graphic,  so you can see the blood even better, because it is the only colored thing from the screen.  And of course your goal is to shoot and kill as many people as you can, before they kill you.



We will talk about one more bloody game, which is the "day traders of the dead" .  Here you also have to walk through the levels and kill zombies and other scary creatures. You will have many weapons or bonuses to help you along the way. It is different from others because you get to see everything from above. After killing many zombies, and especially when you are attacked, the screen will be full of blood, to satisfy your thirst for blood.

The great world wide phenomenon called the Internet which has taken control of our lives, appeared many years ago. First it was used for political and military reasons, but then it began to expand more and more in the United States of America, and then all over the world. It was used in different domains, and in time every country gain access to the internet. Now there are billions of users every day, and they use it for almost any purpose, including for reading news, communicating with friends all over the world, to buy and sell different things, to make money but also to have fun and relax.

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The subjects of the games are now very diversified. Most of the games are for children, but with time people made a new category of games: the games that adults play when they are at work, just to have some fun and to relax. If you are a fan of sports, you can choose from many types of sport games such as: football, tennis, volley, if you like adventure games you have many to choose from, and if you like shooter games you can shoot and kill as many bad guys as you want. You can also kill or beat up celebrities, politicians and even your own boss :) If you prefer races, you can make one with the computer or with your friends, and you can choose from different vehicles such as rally cars, trucks, motor bikes, boats and even ski jets. There are also dancing games, where you have to make the characters dance as good as possible or make them sing. There are also games made especially for children, with funny characters such as monkeys, penguins or Santa Claus. And there are also games dedicated for special holidays such as Christmas, Halloween, Easter and Valentine's Day.

In the category of girl games, the most famous are the dress up games. One of them is the "Warrior Princess dress up game". You can find it on many sites and of them is: http://www.quickflashgames.com/games/warrior-princess/ . Once you enter the game, you will be welcomed with the image of a beautiful warrior princess.

You can start adding clothes directly, or you can press on the clothes and accessories that the princess already has, and make them disappear. After removing all her clothes (all except her underwear of course), you can start dressing her up from scratch. In the left side of the screen you will have the first series of clothes. Now you will have the opportunity to choose from many skirts and dresses. They are all made out of one piece, so they will cove both the chest and the hips. Some of them are longer and also cover her belly, but some are shorter. Also the skirts are short, and this way she will maintain that provoking and sexy aspect of a bad warrior princess, just like Xena or other characters. To choose the desired cloth, all you have to do is click on it. It will appear directly on her body, so you won't have to drag the clothes and place them on her body, like you do in other dress up games. Of course all the clothes have that gothic and old appearance, because she represents a character from the Middle Age. Most of them are black and white, but you can also find some colored clothes, which are still in the style of that time.

If you are not pleased with the first set of clothes, you can press one of the golden arrows that are placed in the left or right side of the clothes. Let's press the right one, and we will move on to the next set of skirts and dresses. These ones are not looking so aggressive like the others, and this is because they are not made out of chain mail like the firsts. These are probably more elegant clothes made for special occasions, or light clothes to sleep in.  You can even choose a dress with the aspect of leopard skin.

After choosing the desired dress or skirt, you can press again the right golden arrow,  and move to the next category. Here you have the chance to choose a different hair for your warrior princess. You have five different hair styles to choose from: long and curly hair, long and normal hair, long and caught in a tail hair, long and with cut edges and finally short hair. You can also choose from six different hair colors: golden, gray, brown, blonde, gingery and black.

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After you get your princess a nice hair style and a cool color, you can move on to the accessories category. Here you also have many possibilities. First you can choose a pair of earrings for her, and you have eleven different models. After that you can equip her with a nice set of hand sleeves. Here you also have different models in different colors. If you go lower, you will find some nice necklaces for your princess. And lower you will see many suspenders (pieces that cover her legs and go above the knees). Here you also have many colors and patterns to choose from.

Now let's move forward, to the last category of accessories for her. After all she is a warrior princess, so she must really have a weapon for attack and a shield for defense. For the weapons you have some different models of swords. And in the left side you will find the shields, which come in many colors and patterns.

After you choose the weapons, you are ready. If you are not satisfied with her looks, you can always browse through all the categories and change exactly what you don't like. And if you like it, all you can do is take a screen shot of her, using your "print screen" button on the keyboard. You must do this, because the game doesn't give you the chance to save your work, like other dress-up games do.

After all, the "Warrior Princess dress-up game" is a fun and interesting game to play for little girls, but not only.