November 25th, 2009
Crude Funny Online Games
These days everyone had heard of the Internet, from 10 year old kids to 80 year old adults. It has spread all over the world, in almost every domain. You can use it for any purpose you like, from buying and selling different things, reading news, making money, communicating with other people from any country you like and of course for having fun and relaxing yourself. For relaxation you can choose any activity you like, and if you are a fan of gaming, you will have so many games to choose from. Most of them are available online, and others are available for downloading, so you can play them directly from your computer. You will find a big variety of funny online games, from sport games, adventure, shooting to dress up games for girls or even adult games. You can find some cute and adorable games for children, but you can also find many crude games. Don't worry because they are not macabre, they are crude with a limit, so they are still very funny.
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Now we will present some of the many crude and funny online games. One of them is called "The cat-a-pult game". As it says in the description, this game is not suitable for people under the age of 18 or for the cat lovers. You will soon find out why... The instructions of the game are simple, all you have to do is use your mouse to guide the catapult left and right. You must click and hold the left mouse button to increase the power of the catapults, and let go of the button to fire. Your goal is to hit as many cats you can, and throw them into the windows or doors and get points for this. And here comes the crude part: not only you throw the cats on the wall but you can also chip, hook or slice them depending on where you hit them. There will be a lot of blood, so that's why it is not suited for the children.

Another crude funny online game is called "The boss". Here you will have the chance to get revenge on your boss for each and every time when he made you angry. First you get to throw different objects at him (such as coffee cups and a mobile phone), and then you can move to something more serious: some knives. After that you throw the Xerox machine at him, and break his feet. If you go on with the game you will throw a bowling ball straight in the boss's sensitive area. And finally you get to make a plane out of demission paper, and throw it directly into the boss' eye and kill him. There will be a lot of blood involved, so it is definitely a crude game.

It is not necessary for a game to have blood to be crude. One example is the "pigeons revenge". It this game you will be in the character of a cruel pigeon and you will have to poo on many pedestrians as you can. You will be sitting on a roof and people will be walking down there. The controls are simple, you will only have to hold the left mouse button to increase the power, and release the button to drop a poo. You have to reach the goal in each level, and be careful because you have limited "ammunition" .

Another crude and funny game is the "Frog in a blender" which you can find on this site: http://joecartoon.atom.com/ The game is quite simple, all you have to do is increase the speed of the blender by pressing the small white buttons, beginning from left to right, and enjoy the suffering of the poor frog :) During the game, the frog will talk dirty to you, so you get even more anxious to kill her. And finally she will blow, throwing body parts all over the screen. You will also find some more interesting and cruel games on this site, such as "Blend the boss" or "war on Christmas" .

Now let's get back to the more sadist and bloody games. One of them is the "Cubi Kill 2". First you get to see the story of a poor guy who just got out of jail and is trying to rebuild his life. But he is called in the secretary office at work, because he was looking at some porn movies. Being in the office, you get the chance to do many cruel things to the secretary, such as put her on fire using a spray can and a lighter. After that you can move on to the big boss's office, and if you want you can change your weapon. You can take a shotgun, and shoot the brains out of the guy sitting at the desk. After that you can move on through the building and kill more people. You can shoot them at the cafeteria, in the toilet and wherever you find them. It is a very bloody game, so it's not recommended for the children.

Another game in this category is the "zombie riot". It is a more complex game, where you will have to use both the mouse and the keyboard. Your goal is to make your way through the levels and kill all the zombies and other creatures that will get in your way.
If you are looking for more blood, "madness death wish 2" is the game that you should play. It has a simple, black and white graphic, so you can see the blood even better, because it is the only colored thing from the screen. And of course your goal is to shoot and kill as many people as you can, before they kill you.

We will talk about one more bloody game, which is the "day traders of the dead" . Here you also have to walk through the levels and kill zombies and other scary creatures. You will have many weapons or bonuses to help you along the way. It is different from others because you get to see everything from above. After killing many zombies, and especially when you are attacked, the screen will be full of blood, to satisfy your thirst for blood.


















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