November 20th, 2009

Funny Dumb Flash Games

The big world wide network called the Internet appeared many years ago. First it was used for political and military purposes, but then it began to expand more and more in the United States of America, and then all over the world. It was used in different domains, and with time every country gain access to the internet. Now there are billions of users every day, and they use it for almost any purpose, including to read news, communicate with friends all over the world, to buy and sell, to make money but also to have fun and relax. And what is better for a good relaxation than a funny and dumb flash game?

In time, the number of sites with free online games has grown exponentially. Most of them give you the opportunity to play directly on their site, but you can also download the games you like, and play them whenever you want, directly from your computer. Almost all of these games are using the flash technology, and they are much easier to produce in comparison with other kinds of computer games. They are also very small. If a good and complex video game from 2009 takes about 5 giga bytes (GB) of hard disk space, and sometimes even more, a funny and dumb flash game will not take your hard disk more than a few kilo bytes (KB) or sometimes mega bytes (MB). So if you have a 80 giga bytes hard disk, a game like this will be almost invisible for you, so you can download as many as you want. The fact that they are so small, gives you the opportunity to hide them in the computer from your job, without anyone else to know this. But usually most of the people play them directly on the Internet, so you don't even have to download them. Probably they are useful in those days when the bad weather has destroyed your internet connection, or when you didn't paid your bill in time, and they disconnected your internet account :)

The topics of the games are now very diversified, and they can satisfy everyone's needs and wishes. First of all there are the games for children, but with time appeared a new category of games: the games that adults play when they are at work, just to have some fun and relax after a long day of working. And to be really funny and relaxing for the adults some of the games are really dumb. One of the best example of this type of games, are the ones where you can beat up or even kill your boss.

One of these games is called just like this "The boss". First you get to chat with your boss, and he doesn't seem to agree with you, and he gets you mad as always. Beside this, he is having some kind of a small animal, which always agrees with the boss, and gets you even more nervous. He is the "brown noser" type of guy.

So you put the boss against a wall, and begin to throw at him with different objects, such as coffee cups and mobile phones.

But as more things you do to him, he is getting rude, and that little animal keeps on repeating everything he says. So you go on, and after that you throw knives at him, and at every knife you throw the boss is getting more scared of you. He tries to agree with you, to promote you or to give you salary raises, because he doesn't want to get killed. But even the boss is getting scared of you, that little "thing" keeps on razzing you, and saying all sort of funny and dumb things, that get the player amused.

After you throw all your knives at him, he reminds of the Xerox copies that someone sent in the office, with the name of the boss on them and with the image of someone's butt. So you get the chance to throw the whole Xerox machine in your boss legs.

After this he gets really mad, and starts to threaten you to get you out of the bowling team, and the little animal only makes thing worse, annoying you even more. He asks you to turn in your bowling ball. So if you press the continue button, you throw a big bowling ball into the boss's weak area.

Now he is talking with a very thin voice, and tells you that you are fired and over paid. Finally you make a plane out of your quitting paper, and you throw it directly into his eyes, and kill him.

After seeing all of this, the brown noser gets really scared, and he begins to say good things to you, just to save his life. But of course he is too annoying, and you must kill him. So you press the big red button, and now he is standing into a microwaves oven. Like always he is saying bad things about you, but not for long, because after a few seconds he explodes.

If you think you didn't had the chance to feel the victory moment, you can press the replay button, and see the little animal blowing up again :) You can do this as many times as you like, or you can start the game all over again. And if you really enjoyed this dumb but funny game, you can send it to all of your friends.

This was just an example of a funny and dumb flash game, and of course you can play many many others just like this. You get to beat up or kill your boss in different ways, or you get to beat up different movie or music celebrities. And if you are not killing and beating up, for sure you are doing funny and crazy things to other characters, just to make you relax and have fun.