December 14th, 2009

Funny Games . Biz

There are so many activities that you can do on a computer, and of them is to play a video game. The video games had evolved a lot in the last decades. A few years ago there were just some very simple games, with a bad graphic (which was usually monochrome). But even with all of these aspects, people were still playing games, on a computer or a gaming console. Today the computer games and the console games (Nintendo, Play Station) are very complex, with an advanced graphic and a great game-play. The games from 2009 require some advanced computer specifications, and also require a lot of hard disk space (about 10 GB). And they are also pretty expensive. So if you don’t have a very advanced computer, and you don’t want to spend money to play a game, there is another possibility for you: play a free online game. These games are using the flash technology and they are very simple to play and some of them also have a nice graphic. Like we said they are absolutely free, all you need is a connection to the internet.

There are so many sites with free and funny games, and one of them is funny-games.biz.

Beside funny games, the site also offers some cool videos, pictures jokes and cartoons. When you will enter into the games, you will notice that they are sorted on categories. These are: games, board games, card games, casino games, fighting games, multiplayer games, puzzle games, racing games, shooting games and sport games. You can also choose them by the “most popular games”, and the “new games”. There are thousands of games on this site, so you will always have something to play. Now let’s take some random games, and discuss them.

One of the new games from the site, which has an interesting name is the “Dawn of the celebs”. So let’s play this one! The goal of the game is to try to survive as long as possible and also protect your limousine. The funny thing about the game is that the characters are real celebrities which have turned into zombies. And you are the limousine driver that has to kill them, and save the Hollywood. During the game you will be able to unlock cool weapons and also gossip headlines about the celebrities. You have to use the mouse to aim and shoot, the space bar to reload and the keys from 1-6 to change weapons. To move the player press the W, A, S, D keys. This will be a really fun game for the fans of scary movies, because of the way the zombies look like. They are really scary, and after you begin to shoot them, there will be a lot of blood involved. Also you can split their heads with the bullets. You will be sitting behind your limo, and there will be waves of zombies coming at you.. You’ll have to kill them as fast as possible, before they get the chance to arrive at your limo. Because they are zombies, they are really hard to kill, and you’ll have to use many bullets to kill a celebrity. There will be a lot of famous people like Madonna, Britney Spears, Kanye West, Johnny Depp and many more, and if you are not a fan of one of them, you will be really satisfied to shoot them :). You will lose the game when the celebrities get to your limousine and destroy it. By the way this is not a picture from the game, it’s just a regular picture with zombies.

Let’s choose another random game, for example “Good game poker”. This game combines the excitement of a Texas Hold’em poker game with the modern technique of customizing avatars. Why just play a simple poker game, when you can also make your character look good? First choose your nickname and your gender. It is actually a multiplayer game, and you will be able to play it with people all around the world. After making the character you can begin playing poker by joining one of the tables. After registering for the game, and after making some virtual money, you will be able to buy clothes or different accessories for your character. Have fun!

A game with a funny looking avatar is the Scribbland. So we’ll be choosing this one. Your task in this simple platform skill game is to reach the exit. You also have to avoid walls, be careful not to fall into pits or run into other hazards. You only have to use the left mouse button to play this game, so it’s very simple. Hold the mouse button walk or release it to jump. To move in mid-air, quickly release the button and then hold it again. You can also press M to toggle music on or off, S to toggle other sounds, and ESC to exit to the main menu. You can also collect levitating clocks to increase your score. There are many levels, and you will be able to unlock them on at a time. The game has a monochrome graphic which looks pretty cool. The bad thing is that the character is small and black, and sometimes it can be hard to spot it on the screen. The controls may seem awkward at the beginning, but after you get used to them it’s simple.

Now let’s play a racing game, called “Hit the road 2”. It is actually a traffic management game, and you’ll have to organize the traffic to prevent crashes. Use the traffic lights to change the movement of cars. There are also people (pedestrians) on this game, but don’t worry about them. Just make sure to have no crashes and you will win. First select the difficulty of the game, the quality and then begin. Just click on the traffic light to make it green or red and be careful not to make a crash between cars.

Another fun game from funny-games.biz is the “Hobo prison brawl”. This is the continuation of previous versions of the game. In other versions he was left in prison and now he is ready for a new brawl. He is a very angry man, and he will fight anyone, including prisoners, security guards and even the government. You can use different combos in a fight, and also use dirty techniques such as: throw poop at others, spit them, fart or other crazy and disgusting things. Press the arrow keys to move the guy, the S key for kicks and the A to punch and pick up objects. First you will see a little introduction movie, which will show the game secrets and techniques. When kicking or punching other people, the disgusting actions (like farting, spiting etc) will be automatically released. So have fun and beat everyone else before they beat you!