December 17th, 2009

Funny Games /biz

No matter if you are tired after a long day of work, or you are in your working brake, or you just want to have some fun on the computer, you can always choose to play a video game. Of course you can play a complex game, that will require a lot of time and computer resources, but it is much more simple to play a online game. These kinds of games are very short (so you can finish a game in about 5-10 minutes, as long as it takes for a break at work) and they are also easy to play (you will learn the instructions in just a few seconds). They don’t need any installation because you play them directly from the internet. And the most important …you won’t have to pay anything for them because they are absolutely free. Just log on the internet, search for a site with free online games, and play them.

One of these sites is funny-games.biz. It has so many games, and beside this it also offers some funny videos, pictures, jokes and cartoons. The games are divided into categories and these are: sport games, shooting games, racing games, puzzle games, multiplayer games, fighting games, casino games, card games, board games and also arcade games. In this article we will choose some random games, play them and discuss them, leaving you the task to try all the others and tell us more about them.

Let’s begin with the game called LRD Rebirth. It is a RPG fighting game and your goal is to recover your former strength and destroy the human race. First you can train and learn some spells and only after that conquer the Pacific Isles. Along the way you can also follow specific events. Before try to conquer Austrolokia (the capital of humans) you must take control of all the islands. The game is easily controlled just with the mouse. It will begin with a story, which of course you can skip if you want.

We first said that the online games are usually short, but we began with a RPG game which is usually longer. So now let’s choose a simple and short game. And one of these kind is the “Grid babes”. We all know that in a car race the winner get all the chicks. So this game is based exactly on this idea. You will have to race with your car, and for each opponent that you take over, you will be congratulated by a hot girl. Use the arrow keys to control your car, and also be careful to avoid obstacles such as ponds, wholes in the road or stones. Like we told you, the game is really short and will end after just one minute, or even less. Even if the graphic is not so cool, you can forget about this because your eyes will be just on the hot girls :).

Another fun and more complex game is the Cyclo maniacs. Your goal here will be to ride your bike through many interesting races. There are 26 tracks and 20 bikes. There are also 70 achievements to unlock. Use the arrow keys to control your bike and the X or space bar to jump. (bunny hop). If you have a horn, you can activate it with the B key. The interesting thing is that you won’t race just on Earth, there are some tracks on the moon and on an asteroid too. But of course you will have to unlock them first. First you will play in the dessert. You will have some tasks to do during the game, and also with time you will be able to buy upgrades for your bike. Like we told you there are 20 bikes, and each bike has its own character. There will be some cool and funny characters such as robots, Mr. C, Elvis Presley, a ninja, a bear, a stick man, Bruce Lee, the comedians Stan and Bran, a dinosaur, a skeleton, a zombie, a penguin, a clown and others. Use the up arrow key to accelerate, and the right arrow key to lean forward and gain more speed. Also be careful to rotate your bike in the air to land safely. The more time you will spend in the air, the more stunt points you will get. To get trick points you will have to do forward or backward somersaults. The forwards are worth more points than the others and if you do more in a row, you will get even more points. You can also do front or rear wheelies (by leaning in front or in the back) and they will also bring you trick points. When you will fill up the boost meter, the boost will start and you will go even faster. To have money for the upgrades you will have to finish in a better position. You will gain 100 dollars for the first place, 50 for the second, 25 for the third and so on. If you will land badly, the screen will turn red, and you will be able to start all over again, but you will lost a lot of time. So be careful and of course, have fun.

There are so many more fun games on funny-games.biz but the limited space and time allows us to play just one more. We’ll choose the Crunch ball 3000. It is a futuristic and violent sports game and your goal is the get the ball into the opponent’s goal. There are 4 divisions, 32 teams and 320 players, each with their unique abilities. You can also customize your team and players, upgrade equipments, transfer players and other activities like in a normal soccer game. But a difference from the other sports games is that you can give your players some drugs for a better performance, with the risk of taking a fine. Use the W, A, S, D to move the player, the G key to throw the ball, the H to pass and the J to change formation. The graphic and options in the menu are pretty similar to a FIFA game. But the graphic in the game is different, because you will see the players just from above, without being able to change the angle. Like we said the game is violent, and the players will hit each other really hard. During the game you will hear some pretty nice house music. Enjoy!