January 15th, 2010

Funny Junk Games

If you want to have some fun on your computer there are many activities that you can do. For example you can watch a movie, or listen to your favorite music and also you can choose to play a video game. There are all kind of funny and cool video games, and some of them are even free. These are the online flash games, that you can find on many sites on the internet. Like we said they are absolutely free, and all you need to have is a computer and a connection to the internet. They won’t need any installation because you will play them directly from your browser (Internet explorer, Mozilla Firefox, Opera or others). Most of these games are using the flash technology, so this means they are quite simple, with not a very advanced graphic and just a few easy controls. But the fact they are so simple will make them easy to understand, and after just 1 minute of learning the game play, you will be able to handle all the game controls, and play it for as long as you want. This is quite different in comparison with the advanced PC video games, that require many minutes or even hours to learn all the controls, all the tricks and so on. So this games are easy to play, easy to understand and can be really fun and addictive. Some of them are more serious and require a lot of concentration, or others are educative games, but most of the flash games are quite silly and funny. There are many sites on the internet offering all sort of flash games, and some of the most famous sites are: miniclip.com, freeonlinegames.com or funny-games.biz.

So today we are going to choose some random funny junk games and discuss more about each one. One that is really silly but also quite fun (especially if you hate your boss) is simply called “The boss”. In this one you will have the boss in front of you, along as a character that is always present in any office: the brown noser. The boss begins to talk, and like always he gets you annoyed. So you put him against a wall and you get the chance to throw at him using different objects such as mobile phones or coffee cups. But he is also getting angry and begins to talk rude to you, and the brown nose just keeps on repeating what he says. So then you throw some knives at him, and now he isn’t so rude anymore. And he even tries to promote, raise your salary and other stuff, just so you won’t kill him. But even the boss is scared of you now, that brown little thing is still annoying and saying bad words about you. After throwing all the knives at the boss, you will hit him with the Xerox machine. If this is not enough, then you can throw a bowling ball right in the boss’s sensitive spot. Now he begins to threaten you, so you just want to get rid of him. So you will throw a paper plane into his eye and kill him. But there is still that brown and annoying creature left, so you must kill it too. You will place it in a microwave oven, and when you press the button the little creature will explode. You can watch the replay of the explosion again, and enjoy your victory over the boss and his brown noser.

Now let’s move on to another silly junk game, and we’ll choose the one called “Cat-a-pult”. As the word combination says, it is a game that combines cats with catapults. As said in the description this game is quite crude, so it isn’t recommended for children…or for the cat lovers. All you have to do is guide the catapult left and right, in such a way to hit the cats and throw them into the windows and doors to get points. You have to click and hold the left mouse button to increase the power of the throw, and then release the button to fire. But you won’t hit the doors and windows each time, and it will often happen that the cat will fly straight into the wall. Of course it will splatter on the wall, making a lot of blood. But this is not all you can also chip, hook or slice the cats, depending on where you hit them. So have fun!

Another silly, but also funny free online game is the one called “Pigeons revenge”. In this one you will change roles, and you won’t play as a human that hurts animals but you will play as an animal (pigeon) trying to poo on the pedestrians. You will sit on a roof, and people will be walking on the street. So you will have to control the pigeon and release the poop in time to make it fall in a person’s head. The controls are simple, just use the left mouse button to increase power and then release it to drop the poop. There will be a goal to reach in each level, and watch out because you have limited ammunition.

Another fun and cruel game, similar to the one with the boss, is the “Frog in a blender”. We said is cruel, the name of the game talks about a frog in a blender…so I guess you already figured it out what the game is about. So you will have to just sit back and enjoy the frog being rotated and finally killed in the blender. Don’t feel pity for the frog, because it deserves it! During the whole game, the frog will talk dirty to you, making you more anxious to kill it. Just click on the small white buttons to increase the speed of the blender. And when you reach the last speed, the frog will explode throwing body parts all over the place.

Some other funny junk game is the “cubi kill 2”. The goal of this game is practically simple: just kill everyone you see! :) The character of the game is already a criminal, that just got out of jail and now he found a job. But he easily gets irritated by the people around, and will start to kill everyone. You will be able to use all sort of weapons and methods to hurt the others. For example you can light the hair of the secretary using a spray can and a lighter. Or then you can get a shotgun, making it easier for you to kill people. Just use the mouse to move from one room to another, and kill all the employees to make a high score. There will also be a lot of blood in this game, so it is not recommended for children. Have fun!