November 28th, 2009

Funny Paris Hiltion Games

If you are a big fan of computer games, but you can't afford to buy expensive and complex video games, you can always choose the simple way. That is to play free online flash games. You can find them all over the internet on many specialized sites. Just search on google for "free funny games" and you will find so many of them. They come with different topics so anyone can get satisfied. IF you like sport there are many type of sport games to choose from such as football, volleyball, tennis, rugby, surfing, ping pong and so many more. If you like history you will find many war games, and if you like blood and guns you will find many adventure games. There are some special games for little kids, some for bigger kids and some just for adults. But most of them are funny games, where you can do all kinds of crazy things such as throw cats into walls or beat up your boss. To make the fun even bigger some of the games are having some famous characters. So you will find many singers figures in the games, such as Madonna, Britney Spears or Michael Jackson or actors such as Brad Pitt or Angelina Jolie, and even politicians. You can shoot aliens with Barrack Obama or you can get George W. Bush to dance or Tony Blair to do some fitness.

But there is also a person that is not a good singer, not a good actress or a politician, but she still gets a lot of attention from the media. As you might thought, this is Paris Hilton. You can find many funny Paris Hilton games on the internet and most of them are adults games, and they are referring to the fact that Paris Hilton became famous because of a sex tape with her that has spread all over the internet. But there aren't just porn games with Paris, there are some others too, and we will talk about them today.

We will begin with some of the few games that are putting her in a good spot and which are not making fun of her. These are the Paris Hilton dress up games. The dress up games are really popular on the internet especially for the teenage girls. They are quite simple, all you have to do is pick some of the clothes presented and just place them on the character, until you get the desired look. One of them is the "Paris Hilton with fashion" and it will give you many t-shirts, skirts, dresses and pants to choose from for the Paris Hilton character. You can also change her hair style and add her accessories such as hats, sun glasses and jewelry.

Now let's move on to the more funny Paris Hilton games and these are games that are making fun of her. One of them is called "Paris oh Paris". It is really funny and your goal is to get Paris as fat as possible. You must click on the mouse button and move it from left to right to throw food directly into her mouth. There will be all kinds of food flying around, such as hamburgers, hot dogs and stakes. With each food that she eats, she will get fatter and fatter. Your goal is to make her as fat as possible but hurry up, because if you don't give her food to eat, she will lose all the weight and get skinny as before. You must also be careful at her little dog, because he will fly around and take some of the food you throw.

Some other type of funny games with Paris Hilton are the ones where you will have to help her escape out of jail. These games are making fun of the fact that Paris was in jail for a few days. One of them is the "Escaping Paris 2". The controls are simple, you have to use just the arrow keys to move her around, and the space bar for different actions. You will have the Paris Hilton character dressed up in jail clothes, and first you will have to move through the jail and pick up different objects or keys. There are all kinds of rooms, and in each one you will find some useful objects that you will have to pick up using the space bar. After completing one task you will be able to do more and more so it is really a cool game which will keep your attention. And of course your final goal will be to escape out of jail. It would have been much cooler if it had a few more levels, but anyway it will take you some time to escape. So good luck!

Another jail escaping game is callet just like that "Paris Hilton jail escape". This is slightly different, here you will have to use a trampoline to help her jump over the fence. The funny thing is that there will be many Paris Hiltons and you will have to take out as many as you can. And of course if you don't catch her, she will die.

Some of the games are really simple and silly and they just curse her or make her a big slut but if you search more you will find some others too. You can even find a short flash video which is a parody of the MTV news. It is called the EmpTV news and first it makes fun of Tupac and Ronald Reagan and finally of Paris Hilton. The news is that she was incredibly spotted to eat real food, because she and Nicole Ritchie are known for the fact of eating almost nothing, just to be in shape, even if they are really thin already.

And finally we will be playing a game where your goal is to kill Paris Hilton. This one is recommended for those who really hate her. You will have the image of her (actually a really thin version, with a large head), and she will talk with an annoying voice, to make you nervous. All you have to do is choose one of the death methods from piano, electricity, wood chipper, kinkajou and fire, and then just enjoy her death. The methods are really funny and you should try all of them.