February 3rd, 2009

Let’s Get Ready To Rumble!

I hope you have some singer/actor you can't stand. Maybe even a neighbour, it doesn't really matter who is this person, as long as you can direct all your anger on its virtual image. Just think about punching some heads and enjoying it, without having to go down to the station and spend time telling the cops how and why did you do it! That's exactly what Ready 2 Rumble Revolution is all about - unleashing your fury(at least that's how I see it) - so let's get ready to rumble, shall we?

I hope you enjoyed the movie here, because the game will be much better than kicking your neighbour around, and the reason is obvious - in real life, as I was saying, if you want to unleash your fury, the consequences can be pretty nasty for you, no matter if you win the fight or not, but hear this - you get to kick somebody's ass. OK, fine, I have no problem with that, but will you ever be able to send them flying a few meters away with a single punch? I guess not, as long as you're not fighting mice...

OK, OK, I guess I may get too enthusiastic here. No problem, here's the standard mumbo-jumbo, then:

"General Features

- A roster of 18 wildly caricatured cartoony boxers, all parodies of celebrities from the worlds of sports, music and movies who enter the ring as larger-than-life "Rumble-ized" versions of themselves. Players will step right up and see if they can knock these super-sized egos down a peg or two!
- Hosted by "The Voice of the Champions" Michael Buffer, famous for his "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" trademark call.
- Characters are brought to life with hilarious moves, detailed facial animations, damage textures and fighting techniques including special moves, combos, extreme knockdowns and special "Rumble" combos.
- An all new Championship Mode lets gamers create their own unique boxer and nurture his skills through mini-games, developing him as a fighter and creating a completely personalized Ready 2 Rumble Revolution experience.
- Delivers a fun and intuitive experience in either single player or multiplayer mode.
- The Wii controllers provide would-be pugilists with an intuitive and realistic feel. Using the Nunchuk controller as one glove and the Wii Remote controller as the other, players dodge, weave and throw the big punches to KO their opponents."

Now, getting back to the neighbor you hate - invite him to a match! Ready 2 Rumble allows 2 versus mode on the same console, so I just gave you the best solution to your problems! I know, this won't take away the crisis, but at least you can blame your opponents for all bad things in the world, and have the time of your life! So... what do you think? Are you ready for this challenge, or not?