September 14th, 2007
Uwe Boll Does It Again!
“Highly acclaimed director Uwe Boll just acquired movie rights for unreleased game!” I’m just pulling your leg. Uwe Boll is really the laughing stock of the movie and gaming scene since his adaptations are so weak that can make grownup fans cry. If you are in dire need of news material, then he is an everlasting source of laughs, gossip and immaturity the likes of which you can rarely see. He did however bought the movie rights for Legend: Hand of God, a game in development at German Anaconda production house and ready to hit the market on October 22.
I’m starting to wonder why, since he’s buying rights for new material faster than he can release the movies. With Seed, Postal and Bloodrayne II: Deliverance just out, he’s filming Far Cry and Alone in the Dark II at the moment, with Bloodrayne III on the horizon. While all previous titles were firmly established franchises with a core gamer audience and acknowledged market success, Legend: Hand of God is just another underground title for now. According to the press release, the expected budget for the Legend: Hand of God movie is around 40 million dollars, a paltry sum judging from Uwe Boll’s confidence in the game: "I think Legend will be very successful because of its unique blend of high fantasy and dark atmosphere." You see, “The world of Legend contains major crossover potential and was already adapted as novel and audio book.” Is it just me that doesn’t see this happening?

I can understand second rate movies in being produced in the silent noir era, since the world was young, inexperienced and budgets were low, but with Uwe Boll it’s a whole different phenomenon. As an old professional boxer with a diploma in Literature, he turned to movie making as director in the early ‘90s. Uwe Boll managed to exploit a loophole in German legislature which provides roughly half the budget one can invest in a movie, as long as the copyright is owned by a German company. This tax shelter raised increasingly higher budgets ranging into 10-20 million dollars while his movies never get more than 5 million in box office returns. For a regular movie director, this kind of failure would mean the end of a career, but amazingly enough, Uwe Boll persists in doing bad movies and getting away with it.
Set in a medieval fantasy world, the yet to be released Legend: Hand of God is an action role playing game featuring hack and slash gameplay and randomized dungeons. Not unlike its master in the gaming world – the Diablo series, you will need to go through the game progression three times in order to reach the maximum level cap set to 100. It does get harder and harder but it’s the same quest line recycled into a perpetual search for better and unique equipment. You receive skill points on each levelup and can distribute them on various skill trees to grow in power and refine your game style with a characteristic approach to battle. While in theory there is nothing preventing the game from reaching greatness both in the gamers’ hearts and in their pockets, Legend: Hand of God doesn’t bring anything new to the table in terms of gameplay. One can’t disregard the flashy 3D graphics though. Uwe Boll always had a sweet spot for blood and gore in his movies, which suits the hack and slash game perfectly.










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