May 17th, 2007
What I hate about games I love
The first time I experienced the magic of an RPG was about 10 years ago, when I came across Vandal Hearts II, a mediocre strategy RPG with a good story, average graphics, interesting customization system, addictive gameplay and now that I think about it…INCREDIBLY STUPID LOOKING MONSTERS.
And this is the only major problem I have with RPGs, I’m not a very picky guy, give me an engaging storyline with a few twists in the plot, interesting characters, make the game playable and I don’t even care that much about the graphics and all the rest.
But don’t ruin everything by making me battle a plant…that’s just wack. I can’t remember how many games told me I have to save the world or rescue a princess…but in order to do that I had to defeat “powerful†enemies like bunnies, bats, plants, goofy birds, jelly lookin’ blobs and many many more. And every time, I sighed and moved on hoping the next time I play an RPG things will improve…but here we are…and the goofball enemies are still there (sigh).
I understand there are a lot of young kids playing these games and I’m not asking for “intense violence and gore†or gruesome monsters…but since the characters do carry weapons, which they use to kill and the story isn’t always about how great and pink the world is, I feel it’s unnatural to use fluffy things as enemies.
I have no problem with funny looking critters when it comes to games like Mario, Sonic, Crash Bandicoot, they fit perfectly there, but excuse me for loving beautiful games like last year’s Final Fantasy XII, which the developers chose to ruin by making us fight against bouncing bunnies, overweight birds and the ever popular slime balls. And what’s really sad is that things really did some damage, some even more than heavily armed soldiers…the horror…stop the horror!
I’m an RPG enthusiast and always will be and I’m not trying to criticize the genre, I just think things could be so much better if the guys in the artwork department would make an effort and come up with some reasonable looking enemies.
Just to be clear, I’m especially referring to Japanese RPGs like Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, Suikoden and not to games like The Elder Scrolls or Neverwinter Nights which tend to be more serious.

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