September 11th, 2008

Seven Days Of Creation

When talking about the seven days of creation, there's one thing a lot of people forget to think about - the mistery of the last day. Unlike those guys I'll mention today, I consider this whole creationist thing a nice story, but at least I can hear it and smile, not start a crusade against it, as they do with something I am sure even God, if he exists as depicted in the Bible, would love - computer games! Anyway, before moving on to the core of my topic today, I have to remind you about the first six days of the week...

If you're one of those sleeping with the Bible below the pillow, you can skip this part, but for the rest of us, here's that nice creation fairy tale...

In the first day, god created earth, the heavens, and created light, to make day and night possible; next, he created Heaven; Greenpeace should thank God for creating dry land, and all the vegetation on the planet; in day 4, the Sun, the Moon and the stars were created;

on Friday, he created all those that live in water and in the sky, followed by the human race, on the 6th day, together with land animals, insects, and so on. Nice story, isn't it? In the seventh day, the "official version" says God rested.

Guess what? He didn't rest at all, because HE CREATED COMPUTER GAMES in the seventh day! I have no proof to this, but there's no proof to the other actions, either, and since evolutionist theories at least have some bones of ancient animals to support them, we'll move to that...

No, no, we won't talk about "the seven days of creation according to Darwin," there's something much better than that - Spore. It doesn't make any sense? Don't worry, it will!

Here's the story - a bunch of so-called Christian activists are really upset that EA's game is nothing more but an "attack on Christian values." Whaaaat? Yeah, but it doesn't stop here - they are also saying they don't want the gaming industry to invade their homes and poison the minds of their children. Riiiiight!

Man, this is absolutely delicious! Just check the Anti Spore blog! "I am really at a loss for words here.

It seems Will has suddenly switched gears from evolution to creation and is trying to say that in 18 days, Spore users did what God did in 7. So all of spore users add up to 38% of God. Unbelievable.

Just another direct attack from a man who thinks he is unstoppable."

Direct attack? No, this is not a direct attack, this is nothing more but words, especially since the one posting on this blog also says "I mean as a good Christian woman just the simple number of wishes for me to ‘burn in hell’ is enough to scare me. I would like to ask you all to take a moment and look at my posts, at any point have I ever threaten anyone with bodily harm?"

I pray for your kids, lady, and the silly life you're going to force them to live! I don't have anything against Christians, I know a lot of smart ones, but you're not going to live forever to keep your kids away from this "sinful world." You should remember that, above anything else, knowledge is power.

Anyway, I think I should post some comments on that blog, and that's what I will do. Spore is just a game. If this is going against Christian values, what about Black and White? Christian values are completely wrong, as long as there's no line in the Bible forbidding stupidity...